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Black comedy done right!

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 8 June 2008 11:37 (A review of Harold and Maude)

Harold: "I like you, Maude."
Maude: "I like you, Harold."


Harold and Maude is an outstanding black comedy that reminds audiences the reason why films exist. In short, films exist to tell a story: a potent tale of characters who encounter a series of events that unfold during the film's running time. More importantly, films are worthwhile when they actually have a valuable message.

Harold and Maude has a meaningful message about taking advantage of life while you are still on this Earth. It also delivers the poignant message that age is no issue when it comes to relationships. These messages are rife and abundant in the form of this short, cult classic black comedy that is still regarded as one of the best films of all time.

20-year-old Harold Chasen (Cort) is a morbid young man with an affluent background who is obsessed with death - specifically suicide. Ever since Harold was reportedly killed in a chemistry lab accident at school and after subsequently witnessing his mother's priceless reaction, he concluded that it's more interesting to be dead than alive. When Harold is not staging elaborate phony suicide attempts he frequently attends the funerals of people he never knew. His mother (Pickles) attempts to break Harold of this unnatural obsession by sending him to a psychiatrist and hooking him up with young ladies. However this just encourages him to stage more phony suicides. Things look pretty hopeless for Harold...

Enter Maude (Gordon): an elderly 79-year-old woman who is soon going on 80. Maude tries to get Harold out of his shell and persuades him to enjoy life. To do this, Maude includes Harold in her never-ending string of lunatic adventures. Harold and Maude strike up an unusual friendship and as time passes by the fixation that Harold has with death gradually initiates a change into a thirst for life.

It has been several decades since Harold and Maude was initially released. Time has been very kind to this film; instead of its appeal disappearing it actually heightens with each year and each new screening. The film is indescribably charming and appealing. This black comedy will always remain basically unmatched. Interestingly, now that I've seen the film I envy those that have not seen it. I would do anything to travel back in time and watch it for the first time once again. What does this indicate? Quite simply: films containing this appeal and ingenuity are few and far between in this day and age. With Hollywood continuously forgetting the meaning of filmmaking and instead releasing a countless number of movies for money, it's relieving to revisit classics like this from the golden age of Hollywood. Harold and Maude holds up despite its age. In a sense it has a wonderful period flavour: featuring clothes and traditions of the time. Because of all these facts, the film is simply timeless.

Upon first release, critics did not like the performance from Bud Cort. They described him as simply flat. However it seems they have missed the whole point of the character: Harold is morbid, flat and dreary. His macabre nature is captured wonderfully by Cort. Ruth Gordon is best remembered for her Oscar-winning performance in Roman Polanski's 1968 film Rosemary's Baby. In this black comedy, Ruth is absolutely fabulous. She seems warm and friendly. Scenes featuring Bud and Ruth are sizzling. The chemistry between them in particular is insurmountable. Whenever the two actors are exchanging lines there's a gold-mine of witty dialogue brought to life with wonderful performances.

Overall, Harold and Maude is one of history's finest black comedies. Many filmmakers have tried, but the brilliance and originality of this magnificent cult classic remains fundamentally unmatched. The film is brilliant because it's atmospheric, grim and entertaining. Its appeal cannot be accurately described in words. The film is fun and frequently hilarious. Harold's phony suicide attempts are particularly hilarious! I heartily and emphatically recommend this movie!

9.2/10



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Fair entertainment

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 7 June 2008 09:35 (A review of Hollywood Homicide)

K.C.: "Well, what do you think?"
Joe Gavilan: "Write this down... Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, pickle, ketchup. Nothing else."


What is there to expect from an aging Harrison Ford featuring in a buddy cop action/comedy film? Following the surge of bad reviews Hollywood Homicide was shamefully forced to bear, I certainly didn't expect much even considering talent involved. The trailer did look extremely funny; however the aforementioned negative reviews resulted in my decision to skip the theatrical run and perhaps eventually hire it when it is cheap to do so. It really pains me to say this, but the film is a lot more fun than some critics gave it credit to be. Hollywood Homicide is far from being even considered a great movie, maybe not even a good movie. Be that as it may, there is no denying that the film at least stocks a good supply of laughs and some of the action is lively and energetic.

Hollywood Homicide is equipped with an appallingly stereotypical plotline that we have literally seen hundreds of times before. Its structure and series of events in particular is clichéd beyond all comprehension. It pretty much goes without saying that the plot is the film's biggest downfall.

The incredibly convoluted story concerns a murder investigation. Said investigation is instigated following the murder of an up-and-coming rap group who were performing in a nightclub when violently blasted by masked gunmen. Assigned to take the case is aging LAPD detective Joe Gavilan (Ford) with his young rookie partner K.C. Calden (Hartnett). The two detectives moonlight dual careers: Joe is also a real estate broker who struggles to sell houses when not scrutinising a murder (currently attempting to sell an expensive heavy elephant), while K.C. has tremendous aspirations as an actor (currently working on staging a performance of A Streetcar Named Desire) as well as a yoga teacher to a bevy of young women who are searching for their inner spiritual being. The two cops then delve into the recording industry, thus beginning a tale of modern LA detectives on the Hollywood beat; attempting to juggle two careers that spontaneously take precedence.

So what else happens in amidst this convoluted plot I hear you think? Joe is desperately trying to sort out another real estate deal, K.C. is a busy stud, Joe is under investigation by Internal Affairs and Joe begins dating a radio psychic named Ruby (Olin).

Like I previously stated, the central plot of Hollywood Homicide is barely present. It seems all the sub-plots that endlessly emerge are dreadfully clichéd and only included to stretch out the film's lengthy running time. The pacing is an issue because the film plods - by the one hour mark nothing has really happened that advances the story at all. It takes a while for some of the action to kick in. Thankfully, the two chases present in the film are some of the genre's finest and funniest. I'm happy to report that some of this action does represent a redeeming feature.

Harrison Ford doesn't look very enthusiastic to be present in the cast. Occasionally he does do some embarrassing things that are worth a giggle or two, and some of his lines are very funny; however he does the same role over and over again. Josh Hartnett doesn't get beyond two-dimensional as the rookie detective-come-actor-come-yoga-teacher. Once again there are a few clever lines but nothing else to find here. It's a regrettable fact that most of the funny dialogue moments are spoiled in the trailer. It certainly does have its fair share of laughs. It's just unfortunate that these laughs are few and far between.

Hollywood Homicide is forgettable, and confusingly stuck between comedy, action and crime. The clash of the genres doesn't produce excellent results by any stretch of the imagination. On occasion the film is incredibly silly and stupid while also being funny and entertaining. Writer and director Shelton should have focused on the one genre, and should have made the film taut. Aside from its flaws it's an occasionally entertaining film that I would watch again. Look out for cameos by Eric Idle, Lou Diamond Phillips and many others.

6.0/10



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Another Cameron Crowe misfire!

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 6 June 2008 11:20 (A review of Elizabethtown)

"There's a difference between a failure and a fiasco. A failure is merely the absence of success. Any fool can achieve failure. But a fiasco, a fiasco is a disaster of epic propotions. A fiasco is a folk tale told to other's to make other people feel more alive because it didn't happen to them."


It has been many years since Cameron Crowe accomplished consecutive mind-blowing success when he wrote and directed 1996's Jerry Maguire and 2000's Almost Famous. However, even with such triumph underneath his belt, his next film Vanilla Sky was met with severe panning from critics and audiences alike. After watching Vanilla Sky I ascertained that Crowe's career was gradually heading downhill and after that film I lost all faith in the man. Needless to say, without any qualms I gave Elizabethtown the dismissive cold shoulder upon theatrical release. Now that I've finally seen the film I can confirm that it is about as bad as I had anticipated, and Crowe's career has undoubtedly sunk to an all-time low.

Successful shoe designer Drew Baylor (Bloom) causes a loss of one billion dollars in his company, and is fired for his mistake as well as being dumped by girlfriend Ellen (Biel). In severe depression and on the verge of suicide, Drew then learns about the sudden death of his father Mitchell who was still residing in Elizabethtown, Kentucky when he suffered a fatal heart attack. Drew is given a whole new perspective on life upon arrival in Elizabethtown with the intention of attending his father's memorial. During his flight to Kentucky he meets quick-witted flight attendant Claire Colburn (Dunst) with whom he gradually falls in love. As his father's dying wishes and funeral plans (including a debate between cremation and burial) are sorted out, Drew's romance with Claire possesses the potentiality to get his life back on track.

Elizabethtown has many strengths; including a myriad of extremely cute moments and some bright humour. Crowe has even filled the movie with worthwhile messages about life. Unfortunately these messages about life are ripe and abundant in many other movies...including films that he has done in the past. The humour is unfortunately buried and exceedingly hard to unearth. Why? Rather simply because the film is boring beyond all comprehension! After the first hour I started losing interest. There is no substance past the first hour. If there is any comedy after this point in the film I didn't spot it. At the end of the day it also seemingly goes on forever!

But I digress to another extensive list of negatives that shamefully detract from the film's overall value. At every point in the film, director Crowe keeps making the film increasingly pretentious and unrealistic. The whole thing is clichéd from the opening few scenes. Even every character is stereotyped. The locals of Kentucky are shown as one-dimensional hicks with absolutely no depth. Then there are the gaping plot holes and anomalies. I mean a billion dollars to launch a new shoe? A widow learning tap-dancing, stand-up comedy, organic cooking and DIY repair in a few weeks? I could go on forever.

At least the cast were a marginal redemption of the otherwise bleak movie. I have never been a fan of Orlando Bloom, nor will I ever become one. It seems he has a knack for starring in cheesy romance flicks ever since his initial success in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Now he's just doing sappy stuff like Troy, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc. Bloom is at his usual standard here. In this film it sometimes looks like he's acting...now that took a few minutes to sink in. I couldn't believe my eyes!! Dunst is the usual conventional love interest. Her performance is fair. I thought Susan Sarandon was mediocre at best, but her stand-up comedy routine was almost painful.

Overall, Elizabethtown is another weak film from director Cameron Crowe. At the time that this review is being written, Crowe hasn't tackled another project since and he has no plans to. If I ever produced a film like Vanilla Sky, then followed it with this film I would have happily left the film industry.

4.8/10



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Crude, lewd, hilarious...and touching!

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 4 June 2008 12:25 (A review of Bad Santa)

"I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santy Claus."


Are you sick and tired of strictly by-the-numbers, saccharine-coated Christmas movies and the dozens of trite annual Hallmark holiday offerings? If so, then praise the skies for director Terry Zwigoff's Bad Santa, a no-holds-barred misanthropic black comedy that casually tears apart every cherished Christmas movie cliché and takes a steaming piss on the remains. Crude, vulgar, crass, and side-splittingly hilarious, 2003's Bad Santa is a gleeful kick in the teeth to all warm, wholesome exhibitions of seasonal greetings. Virtually all well-known Christmas films include a character learning an important lesson, but in Bad Santa, the story involves a boy learning to kick bullies in the balls when they pick on him. How's that for Christmas spirit? To an extent, this is a one-joke film, but it's a rip-cracking one with heart and big belly laughs.




A professional thief, Willie Soke (Billy Bob Thornton) is a hard-drinking, heavy-smoking, no-hoper sexaholic with a cynical, careless attitude towards life. Every year, Willie and his partner, an African American dwarf named Marcus (Tony Cox), pull off the perfect scam. Every year, Willie gets a job as a department store Santa Claus, and once the mall closes on Christmas Eve, they disable the alarms and rob the place, cleaning out the safe of all cash therein. They use the loot to live comfortably throughout the following year before returning to pull off another heist at a different mall in another part of the country. But Willie's excessive drinking problem and uncontrollable impulses threaten to ruin the scam with each passing year, especially when his behaviour gravely offends prudish mall manager Bob Chipeska (John Ritter) after they arrive in Phoenix, Arizona. Unsure that Willie should continue to play Santa, Bob brings the pair to the attention of his security chief, Gin (Bernie Mac). Trouble also ensues when circumstances force Willie to move in with Thurman Merman (Brett Kelly), a dimwitted young boy who has no friends, lives with his senile grandmother (Cloris Leachman ), and believes that the frequently intoxicated Willie is the real Santa. Willie also catches the attention of a bartender named Sue (Lauren Graham), who has a Santa fetish.


Bad Santa did not receive its R rating from the MPAA due to three or four uses of the f-word... The whole movie is crude, foul-mouthed, dirty, disturbing and perverted, containing about 150 uses of "fuck" and its variations, as well as several other profanities, sex scenes and explicit sexual dialogue. These characters make Ebenezer Scrooge look like a pleasant, mild-mannered elderly eccentric. Miramax was the only studio bold enough to green-light the film after Universal Studios outright rejected the script, branding it as "the foulest, disgusting, misogynistic, anti-Christmas, anti-children thing we could imagine." Those in the mood for Christmas cheer should rewatch It's a Wonderful Life because Bad Santa is for the crowd fed up with Christmas carols and artificial goodwill. It may be true that Bad Santa manages a happy ending of sorts, but the film has its tongue firmly in cheek for the final scene of faux optimism. Is the film at all realistic? Fuck, no! It is unbelievable that girls (especially teenagers) find a man as seedy as Willie so sexually attractive, and it takes a healthy suspension of disbelief to accept that no mall managers successfully fire Willie since he continually swears in front of the children. But since when have Christmas movies been realistic?



Some will perceive Bad Santa as mean-spirited and offensive, which is more than justified. But that is a point of praise since Zwigoff and screenwriters Glenn Ficarra and John Requa (their second screenplay after 2001's Cats & Dogs) designed the film to shock. The film shows Willie urinating in his suit in the first five minutes, and the contempt he harbours for the world and everybody around him is almost unsettling. The character is almost beyond redemption: he is foul, misanthropic and downright pathetic, a prick who shows no restraint as he fires off venomous language to child after child without even flinching. But he also hates himself, which is why he lashes out so viciously when pushed. In an absolute desecration of Christmas film convention, the character never undergoes a forced, Scrooge-esque third-act epiphany before becoming kind and wholesome. Similarly, Thurman goes against every "cute movie kid" cliché imaginable: instead of chubby-cute, he is disconcertingly obese and impossibly blank. For most of the movie, the kid relentlessly questions Willie about the North Pole and Mrs. Claus but only receives verbal abuse in response. However, it never appears to register or hurt the child, as his immediate instinct is to offer Willie some sandwiches.


Willie's alcohol-fuelled descent into personal self-destruction is at times hysterical but at other times sad, and it is a testament to Zwigoff's nuanced direction and Thornton's spot-on performance that the character never feels overplayed or contrived. Thornton was born for this role, memorably playing the last guy you would like to see donning Santa's big red suit and sitting in a department store talking to children. According to Thornton, the actor was genuinely inebriated at various points throughout filming, further amplifying his performance and representing a hilarious piece of film trivia. Alongside Thornton, Tony Cox is pitch-perfect as the frequently furious and exasperated Marcus, spouting the vulgar dialogue with utmost power and venom. Meanwhile, young Brett Kelly clearly understands what it takes to portray a dork, and his performance is surprisingly naturalistic. Bernie Mac (R.I.P.) is his usual larger-than-life self as the security chief whose dialogue with the late John Ritter constitutes some of the film's funniest moments. Ritter died shortly after filming, and the movie is dedicated to his memory.



With studios releasing as many extended cuts as possible in the early 2000s for home video exhibition, an unrated edition of Bad Santa emerged on DVD and Blu-ray with an additional seven minutes of footage. However, the studio did not consult Zwigoff while assembling this version, and the filmmaker later oversaw a Director's Cut that actually removes footage and is shorter than the theatrical edition. The unrated edition is the most widely available version of the film, and it is this reviewer's preferred cut, as the added material (most notably a scene in a boxing ring) is hilarious and indispensable.

The biggest success of Bad Santa is the way it delivers line upon line of boundlessly witty, endlessly quotable and hysterically funny dialogue. The movie is a riot from beginning to end, and the replay value is through the roof. Upon viewing the film for the 50th time, it will still cause you to contort in fits of laughter. In fact, you may continue to embrace the movie more and more with each new viewing. Furthermore, Zwigoff infuses Bad Santa with a quality Hollywood continually neglects while producing conventional Christmas romps: heart. Willie does not necessarily become a better person by the end of the story, but his friendship with Thurman is genuinely touching. A perennial Christmas Eve tradition for this reviewer, Bad Santa is the best Christmas film since Christmas Vacation and Die Hard, both of which also provide an alternative to more traditional, upbeat festive viewing.

8.6/10



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The first great crocodile flick!

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 3 June 2008 01:25 (A review of Rogue)

"The saltwater crocodile is probably the most dangerous member of the crocodilian family. They can swim underwater at up to 20 miles an hour without making a ripple on the surface. And they can burst out to attack...with incredible speed."


To the inexpert eye, one might see Rogue as your customary crocodile horror flick in the same league as Lake Placid or Primeval. Hollywood distributors have no shame in releasing a countless amount of monster movies that resulted in being pure rubbish.

Greg McLean stunned audiences in 2005 with the release of his low-budget horror movie Wolf Creek. As I wasn't a fan of McLean's Wolf Creek my expectations had not been raised overwhelmingly high for this film. Rogue sounds like your standard concept of a large man-eating crocodile chowing down on a few people who wander into its lair. But the results are quite the opposite...in fact this is the only decent crocodile horror movie that has ever been released.

Set in the Northern Territory, a cynical American travel writer named Pete McKell (Vartan) is sent on assignment to the Australia outback. Pete joins a bunch of tourists on a river cruise heading out to witness some crocodiles. Pete initially clashes with tour captain Kate Ryan (Mitchell): a spirited woman who simply figures him for a depressing American in search of a cheap thrill. After an uneventful day in the murky river, one of the tourists spots what appears to be a distress flair. Bound by her obligations, Kate is forced to enter unfamiliar waters to investigate. The group are blissfully unaware that they have stumbled into a region occupied by a terrestrial giant man-eating crocodile. With the group stranded on a secluded island with no radio or communication, a fight for survival emerges as enormous crocodile circles below...

The distributors for this movie delayed its release on several occasions. Why? Because 2007 also had FOUR other killer crocodile movies set for release (another being a low-budget Aussie production). By all accounts, McLean's Rogue emerged as the superior film. Although having an extraordinarily low budget for a monster blockbuster, McLean doesn't let a cent of that money go to waste. Unlike most Hollywood croc films, McLean's team actually conducted thorough research into the movements and habits of the saltwater crocodile. The filmmakers utilised an actual rubber crocodile (gorgeously detailed) with some CGI that looks stunning. This may be a low-budget Australian movie, but the special effects are truly astonishing.

The script does contain some predictable scares and clichéd characters; however it's the best screenplay written thus far for a crocodile movie. Firstly, the dialogue is realistic. Secondly, the characters are realistic. Thirdly, about 80% of the genre's clichés have been removed. McLean delicately allows the audience to familiarise themselves with each character as some head towards their imminent doom. The character development is strong and fascinating: there's clever dialogue and interesting personalities. The only flaw is that the characters sometimes suffer from the typical clichés of the genre. We usually know which characters are going to get killed first.

The film's two central characters are played to perfection by Radha Mitchell and Michael Vartan. A special mention must be made about Stephen Curry. Essentially, he's the film's comic relief: your mainstream beer-drinking Aussie who makes funny remarks.

Young director Greg McLean has crafted this movie almost faultlessly. He effectively makes use of everything at his disposal: there are sweeping shots of the gorgeous locations and some intense horror scenes that are skilfully filmed. The score is also a particular stand-out. Whenever a piece of marvellous cinematography is showcased the score suits the atmosphere.

Rogue may be a low-budget Australian movie but it's the definitive croc experience. It's by no means perfect due to a few problems in the screenwriting department, but this is superior to any and all crocodile movies preceding its release. It's suspenseful, chilling and atmospheric. Highly recommended!

7.9/10



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Potent anti-war drama

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 3 June 2008 11:54 (A review of Three Kings (1999))

"Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd have our support. They don't. Now they're getting slaughtered."


Three Kings is a rare contemporary war film that will satisfy the action junkies in addition to those looking for a more emotional experience. One of the film's most admirable qualities is the absence of drawn out political mumbo jumbo. In its place the filmmakers have opted to focus on the soldiers and their situation in the desert during the first Television War (i.e. the first Gulf War). It's a fitting and triumphant portrait that acts as an absorbing character study containing a commendable balance of drama and action.

Three Kings delivers a potent anti-war message. The film does not begin with the announcement of war, but soldiers celebrating its conclusion before coming to grips with its consequences. The film examines the impact of the media in the warzone: images and propaganda that the gullible American public were fed. With America under the rule of George Bush Snr. there is little wonder why the war suffered from such poor regulations. Just think...this is a man that actually said "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them". Yes, he truly said that.

Anyway, David O. Russell's Three Kings is a film split into two phases: the first phase is about a group of bored American soldiers planning to steal some gold, with the second phase concerning the American soldiers witnessing the consequences of their decisions and actions. Major Archie Gates (Clooney) is looking forward to his retirement in a couple of weeks as he is disgusted with the war. Troy Barlow (Wahlberg), Chief Elgin (Cube) and Conrad Vig (Jonze) are three bored soldiers under the command of Gates who discover a map detailing the location of stolen gold. Greed getting the better of them, the four plan to venture out into the desert with the intention of stealing the gold for themselves. In theory it's a simple plan, but troubles ensue in its execution. The soldiers soon realise that the war (that they have been told is over) is still deeply in progress with Saddam Hussein's Iraqi soldiers now attacking the civilian population. With the civilians facing slaughter and eradication, the four men rise to the heroic challenge.

Director David O. Russell has created a very different war movie. Russell wanted to make every bullet count and he completes this objective. On that note, the cinematography and editing is outstanding. Early in the movie the character played by George Clooney talks about the effect of a single bullet when it penetrates the body. In so many other combat-oriented war movies we see characters firing off endless amounts of random ammunition. Three Kings makes the audience sincerely comprehend everyone who is shot - even the nameless grunts. There are a few unique images in the film as we see the interior damage of a bullet. Not entirely graphic by any means (seems like something from a simple documentary), but it really hits home. This is a tremendously effective cinematic device. A good creative decision for sure; however it occasionally overwhelms the story. Instead of being immersed in the events, the audience knows that it's a movie.

My interest in Three Kings was originally fired up when I looked at the cast list, with George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg and Ice Cube portraying the central characters. George Clooney rarely, if ever, churns out a faulty product. He hits all the right notes with this film. He proves that he is something much more than just a sex symbol. Mark Wahlberg is deep and engaging in his role. Credit must also go to Ice Cube for his best performance to date. It's a shame that Ice Cube's career soon went down the drain after his sublime performance here. A notable fact is that although the film's title refers to three characters, there are in fact four central protagonists (the fourth being portrayed remarkably by Spike Jonze).

Three Kings is a film with heart and action. Flawed only marginally in its script department, this is a solid film about war and men's actions during war. No gross exaggerations are present.

8.1/10



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Wonderful Christmas classic!!!

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 2 June 2008 09:46 (A review of A Christmas Story)

"I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!"

A Christmas Story is one of cinema's most superb Christmas movies: a film that children and parents alike frequently watch towards the end of December each year. All and sundry can recall a Christmas movie that possesses a special place in their heart. A Christmas Story is a heart-warming and charming tale that is commonly held in high regard. This film is for both the children and adults because it's something both generations can relate to. While kids will enjoy the Christmas flavour of this saga, the adults will find a deeper experience due to the nostalgia and realism. For many families and cinema buffs, this is traditional viewing every year when the holiday season kicks in.

A Christmas Story is told in a series of flashbacks as we examine the lead up to Christmas from the perspective of little Ralphie Parker (Billingsley) who lives with his typical suburban middle class family in a small town during the 1940s. The only thing Ralphie wants for Christmas is (as he affectionately describes it) the "Holy Grail of Christmas gifts - The Red Ryder 200-shot, Range Model air rifle". However, Ralphie's mother is not pleased with the choice and does not wish to give her son a BB gun for Christmas in fear he will "shoot his eye out" (a recurring phrase spoken by several characters).

The film is about something much more than just a BB gun. A Christmas Story looks at a young boy's perspective on the world in the lead up to Christmas with the BB gun as a mere centrepiece. The saga is narrated by an older version of Ralphie (Shepard, who also wrote the short stories on which the film is based) whose lines of narration are filled with nostalgia as he reminisces about his childhood. The movie is made up of several short vignettes. Each vignette represents a different aspect of Christmas. Basically everything that one would remember about the holiday season is lovingly recreated: meeting Santa at a department store, the socks you receive as a present but never wanted, and so much more. Of course, a lot of these vignettes represent purely American traditions around Christmas time. Those viewers who do not reside in America (like myself) won't be able to relate to the cold weather, the snow or the craze with BB guns among many other things. This does not affect the film's overall value, but it's worth noting.

The characters are of course played to absolute perfection. Young Peter Billingsley is wonderful: not only is Billingsley adorable and cuddly but the very picture of childhood innocence. The actor was at an extremely young age when the camera started rolling. Although still an infant, his acting skills are definitely above average. Melinda Dillon and Darren McGavin are accurate portraits of your standard parent figures. Ian Petrella is dead-on as Ralphie's younger brother: similar to Billingsley he acts like an average child you'd expect to find looming around a toy store. The whole film is lovingly stitched together with the warm narration from Jean Shepard.

A Christmas Story embodies all the qualities of Christmas season from the perspective of an infant. Christmas time will always be the centre of every child's universe; it's the day of the year every kid waits for. The nostalgia of being a child is perfectly portrayed with this sublime movie. It's corny beyond all belief and sometimes fairly predictable (the only aspect in which the film is flawed), but on the contrary the film is exceedingly heart-warming and brilliant. Never before or since has a movie been able to accurately capture the nostalgic flavour of the Christmas season. For many families it will always be tradition to watch it on Christmas Eve.

8.2/10


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Quite disappointing

Posted : 16 years, 8 months ago on 1 June 2008 12:21 (A review of Out of Sight)

"It's like seeing someone for the first time, and you look at each other for a few seconds, and there's this kind of recognition like you both know something. Next moment the person's gone, and it's too late to do anything about it."


After spending the decade of the 1990s in the shadows and remaining overlooked, Steven Soderbergh made his mark in Hollywood with Out of Sight: this sufficiently entertaining crime drama. It's rather a daunting task to categorise a Soderbergh production - this film has elements of romance, comedy, drama, crime and thriller. With these elements in mind, the filmmakers have tossed in a dense, intricate, somewhat fractured screenplay to be implemented by a questionable group of actors. The stage is set for something moderately different to occur.

Jack Foley (Clooney) is a habitual bank robber with a formidable record. Jack decides to shorten his current gaol term by conducting a prison break with the assistance of long-time collaborator Buddy (Rhames). However Jack does not expect to encounter US Marshall Karen Sisco (Lopez) during his prison escape. The pair toy around with an obvious mutual attraction. As Jack and Buddy plan their ultimate scam, Karen is assigned to track them down and bring them to justice. It takes about half an hour to establish that plot. Subsequent to the opening half an hour the plot steadily dissolves with each passing minute. Basically the final 90 minutes of the movie (give or take) are concerned with Karen working to capture Jack and Buddy. However Karen begins having second thoughts about arresting Jack as the mutual attraction intensifies.

Out of Sight is equipped with talent in several departments: acting is generally very good, directing is strong and the screenplay is witty. But director Soderbergh's style will not be liked by all. Quite frankly the film loses its appeal and bogs dreadfully throughout the middle section. The problem with Soderbergh's movies is that, although they're sometimes really unpredictable, it's difficult to assess the importance of each scene. With so little action and so much dialogue there isn't much to sustain interest in the viewer. While watching the movie my eyes were glued to the screen but my mind kept wandering off...I could never remain entirely engaged.

Another fatal flaw is the lack of sizzling chemistry between Clooney and Lopez. George Clooney is always highly charismatic and appears abundantly determined. 60% of Clooney's screen-time features some skilfully-written dialogue and some absorbing drama. It's a shame this level of focus isn't maintained - something solely attributed to the mediocre screenwriting. On the opposite end of the spectrum there's a very questionable Jennifer Lopez. Honestly, I have never liked Lopez's acting so perhaps I am biased. Be that as it may, Lopez is poor at maintaining any degree of intensity. Her lines are occasionally quite witty (sometimes more so than Clooney's dialogue), but she does not do justice to the screenplay. There is zero chemistry between Clooney and Lopez. We have a charismatic performer opposite an actress who really requires a few more acting lessons.

Thankfully the supporting cast are a marginal redeeming feature. Don Cheadle's performance is similar to Clooney's - spirited but let down by the film's unique style. Steve Zahn is always a scene-stealer. It's a shame Zahn is allocated such a minor role. His potentiality could have redeemed this film more emphatically. Michael Keaton's insignificant (uncredited) role is also worth mentioning - a former Batman criminally underused.

Overall, Out of Sight is a mediocre crime film that will not be liked by all. Occasionally there's some great dialogue to absorb and a few strong performances. Not that I was looking exclusively for action, but the drama could have easily been balanced out by more frequent action. I'm glad I watched the film; however I doubt I'll be watching it again any time soon.



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A Coen Brothers misfire!

Posted : 16 years, 8 months ago on 1 June 2008 07:36 (A review of Intolerable Cruelty)

"I saw an ad in the paper. "No-fault divorce. Two week divorce without a lawyer". Made me sick to my stomach. No-fault divorce."

The Coen Brothers established a solid reputation for themselves by exploring (and essentially nailing) a vast assortment of diverse genres. With Intolerable Cruelty the filmmaking duo have yet again explored a different style of film - this production being your standard romantic comedy with themes of divorce and love that are so common in our times. Unfortunately this is among the weakest films that the Coen Brothers have created. Even with innovative ideas and concepts they appear incapable of avoiding the clichés and conventions of the genre.

Miles Massey (Clooney) is a high profile divorce attorney with an indestructible reputation. Miles has everything - a formidable win record, an impressive client list, an ironclad marriage contact named after him and the respect of his peers. For a fee, Miles will gladly twist the facts in favour of his client to assist them in wriggling out of their fiscal responsibilities. Miles' latest client is the outrageously wealthy Rex Rexroth (Herrman) who was caught (on film) being an unfaithful husband. Rex's wife Marylin (Zeta-Jones) elegantly plans to sue Rex, receive a phenomenal alimony, and comfortably enjoy a wealthy independence. There's just one problem: Miles. Owing to his work, Marylin leaves the courtroom with nothing. Not to be outdone, Marylin formulates a scheme to get revenge on Miles. Underhanded strategies, deceptions and an indubitable attraction intensifies as Marylin and Miles square off in a classic battle of the sexes.

Despite being written by a talented duo who rarely produce a faulty product, Intolerable Cruelty is nothing more than your average romantic comedy. After the first 10 minutes it's possible to predict the film's ending. Although running at a brisk 95 minutes, the film is an unnecessarily long trip into clichés and poorly written gags that merely postpone the foreseeable conclusion. The film is destined to leave a Coen admirer both cold and unsatisfied. If you worship the brothers as cinematic messiahs...this film will only taint your image of the pair.

I have no complaints regarding the dazzling bunch of talented actors who got involved in the film. George Clooney's performance is filled with charisma and persuasive verbosity. Clooney is one of the finest actors of the contemporary era. I don't worship the man, but I frequently enjoy his work. This film features a Clooney who completely perfects his role. Catherine Zeta-Jones is luminous as an on-screen partner for George Clooney. As a duo, Clooney and Zeta-Jones work extremely well together and frequently emanate comedic energy. They share some witty lines of dialogue between them that supply some of the film's strongest moments. Also in the supporting cast there's a mediocre Cedric the Entertainer and some minor roles skilfully played by actors like Geoffrey Rush and Billy Bob Thornton.

The film is equipped with a steady supply of quality production values - everything looks bright and attractive with a pleasant atmosphere as an accompaniment for the gorgeous visuals.

Intolerable Cruelty isn't groundbreaking or brilliant like other films created by the talented Coen Brothers. This film can be emphatically added to the limited list of their misfires. It's pleasant enough to keep you mildly entertained for a couple of hours and there are some laughs. Perhaps there are sufficient laughs to keep you entertained but you won't conclude the film with overly positive thoughts in your head. It's dangerously bordering on mediocre and terrible. I guess this is proof that even the most talented bunch of filmmakers can miscarry. All in all, the film's title accurately describes how cruel it truly is to sit through this movie.


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An outstanding gangster movie!

Posted : 16 years, 8 months ago on 31 May 2008 11:29 (A review of Miller's Crossing)

"Tell Leo he's not God on the throne, he's just a cheap political boss with more hair tonic than brains."


Miller's Crossing is an outstanding gangster drama made prior to the Coen Brothers developing into a massive household name. Even in their early days, the duo consisting of Joel and Ethan Coen could produce movies executed with articulate cinematography, witty dialogue and suspenseful action. It's fascinating that the Coen Brothers were able to successfully nail the gangster genre in one attempt with a screenplay they penned themselves.

Miller's Crossing relies solely on its character development to flesh out the plot. Instead of sincerely delving into the lives of several characters, the film is concerned with one man in particular: Tom Reagan (Byrne). Tom is a wise guy and a loner: acting as a quintessential right-hand man to Prohibition-era Irish mob boss Leo (Finney). The story is a complex plot of intrigue, loyalty and betrayal as it examines the morals within the criminal underworld of the 1930s. The film focuses on two rival gangs that contend for control of the city. Tom's loyalties begin to blur when disputes arise between he and Leo over a girl named Verna (Harden). Inadvertently, Tom is now caught in the middle of a gang war while being posed the question of allegiances. On the surface Miller's Crossing is a mob war film, but underneath it's an exploration of the relationships between a horde of interesting characters, largely from Tom's point of view. Most importantly it is fundamentally an examination of Tom's internal conflicts.

Gabriel Byrne is astonishing as Tom Reagan. Interestingly enough, Byrne's performance reminded me of the classic Bogart performances: a wise-cracking, cool, manipulative and likeable rogue. Byrne is very engaging for those with patience. His performance in this film will always be remembered as one of the genre's finest. Albert Finney is at the top of his game. Similar to the rest of the cast, Finney is absorbing whenever he receives screen time. If anything I believe that Finney was underused; appearing rarely into the second half. Jon Polito is terrifying and menacing as the rival mob boss. Polito nailed his character. Every scene he features in he is nothing short of brilliant. I could not spot any flaws or lapses in his concentration.

The style of the Coen Brothers will not be accepted by all. Many of their creative choices are questionable, albeit unique. The pacing is sometimes extremely slow: an aspect that can be attributed to the way they direct the actors. Similar to every dialogue-orientated gangster film in existence, the filmmakers demand patience. Another unique style of the Coen Brothers is the over-the-top violence and bloodshed. You will frequently witness geysers of blood spurting out from a character that has been shot.

The film also boasts some amazing cinematography. Barry Sonnenfeld's career started as a cinematographer before moving further up the ladder to directing. Sonnenfeld's work cannot be faulted.

Miller's Crossing is one of the definitive films of the Coen Brothers, and marks one of their crowning achievements. The film's single fatal flaw is that it's extremely difficult to get into. It's vital to pay attention to every scene otherwise you'll fall behind and struggle to catch up while missing more of the movie. Naturally, this just means that several screenings are necessary. Overall, Miller's Crossing is extremely an entertaining gangster movie that may not be for all tastes. Do not judge too harshly after your first viewing.



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