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A clever sequel, but not perfect

Posted : 3 months ago on 4 December 2025 01:04 (A review of Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery)

Writer-director Rian Johnson subverts the expectations of his own murder-mystery formula with 2025's Wake Up Dead Man, ditching the buoyant, tongue-in-cheek tone of Knives Out and Glass Onion for something darker, stranger, and narratively denser. Seemingly determined not to repeat himself, Johnson relocates the action to a small-town church and constructs a mostly compelling instalment that feels like a genre hybrid - part whodunnit, part religious thriller. It's a clear improvement on the preceding sequel, but Johnson still falls short of recapturing the lightning-in-a-bottle magic of the 2019 original.


Former boxer Jud Duplenticy (Josh O'Connor) shifts away from violence to pursue a life of faith by becoming a Catholic Priest, though he still cannot control his temper. After punching a rude deacon, Bishop Langstrom (Jeffrey Wright) moves Reverand Jud to upstate New York, working at a church alongside Monsignor Jefferson Wicks (John Brolin). Wicks becomes more volatile during his sermons, which drives away most attendees and only leaves a small, loyal group: town doctor Nat (Jeremy Renner), disabled cellist Simone (Cailee Spaeny), lawyer Vera (Kerry Washington), enthusiastic YouTuber Cy (Daryl McCormack), and best-selling author Lee (Andrew Scott), while Martha (Glenn Close) works as Wicks's dedicated right-hand man. After Wicks ends up dead with a knife in his back during the church's Good Friday service, everyone is quick to blame Reverand Jud, including local police chief Geraldine Scott (Mila Kunis). The case soon grabs the attention of detective Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig), who believes the police are pursuing an innocent man.

Wake Up Dead Man initially feels nothing like a Knives Out mystery. Blanc briefly appears in the movie's opening minutes but is otherwise absent for the first act, which delves into Jud arriving at the church, clashing with Wicks, becoming acquainted with the regular attendees, and dealing with simmering tensions, leading up to the murder. Aside from a handful of stray comedic beats - Wicks's graphic confessions about masturbation being the most memorable - the first third plays things relatively straight, leaning heavily into religious drama. However, Johnson takes too long to get anywhere, and the film's pacing issues begin here: the setup is sturdy but unnecessarily protracted.


Once Blanc arrives, the film snaps into sharper focus. His investigation is the most engaging and compelling stretch of Wake Up Dead Man, buoyed by a typically eccentric ensemble. Johnson's casting remains impeccable: Josh Brolin brings thunderous authority, Glenn Close is reliably commanding, and Thomas Haden Church steals scenes as the church's gruff groundskeeper. Andrew Scott, Jeremy Renner, Cailee Spaeny, and Kerry Washington all add texture to the mystery's shifting alliances, and it's a pleasure to see Daryl McCormack - who was such a charismatic standout in Good Luck to You, Leo Grande - in more movies. At the centre of it all, young Brit Josh O'Connor turns in a terrific performance, finding nuance in a character torn between faith, fury, and fear.

The mystery itself is layered and ambitious, with the third act introducing yet another twist that pushes Blanc's deductive powers to the limit. Johnson parcels out answers with care - even cheekily interrupting Blanc's trademark "reveal" speech - but indulges in several false endings. At 140 minutes, this is the longest Knives Out film, and it simply doesn't earn the runtime. The final stretch becomes especially baggy and overextended, disrupting the narrative flow just when the tension should be tightening. All the puzzle pieces eventually lock into place, but the journey meanders more than it should.


Johnson relies on his usual collaborators to help bring the picture to life, including cinematographer Steve Yedlin, who dials back the retro filmic look for something more straightforward. (Let's not forget that Knives Out had deliberate wobbling to emulate imperfect film projection.) The atmosphere is certainly thick, particularly during the shadowy third act, as a storm moves in at a crucial moment, giving the movie an almost horror-like feel. Nathan Johnson's score, meanwhile, deepens the sombre tone without overpowering the drama.

Wake Up Dead Man is a clever, competently mounted, and often gripping third instalment that demonstrates Johnson's refusal to coast on formula. However, its excesses - chiefly its bloated runtime and slow build - prevent it from matching the elegance and effervescence of Knives Out. It's a strong and memorable addition to the series, just not a definitive one.

6.7/10


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An engaging and touching character study

Posted : 3 months ago on 29 November 2025 01:47 (A review of Roofman)

After a nine-year break from feature films, director Derek Cianfrance (The Light Between Oceans, The Place Beyond the Pines) returns with 2025's Roofman, another dramatic romance with criminal undertones. Co-writing the screenplay with Kirt Gunn, Cianfrance turns his attention to a real-life crime spree whose details are almost too bizarre to be true, and the story is a terrific fit for the director's trademark tendencies. Darkly funny and tinged with nostalgia, Roofman is one of 2025's most unfairly overlooked movies.


Jeffrey Manchester (Channing Tatum) is a U.S. Army veteran who struggles financially, leading to problems with his ex-wife, Talana (Melonie Diaz), as he tries to provide for his three young children. Turning to a life of crime, Jeff begins robbing McDonald's restaurants, earning the nickname "Roofman" for breaking into buildings through the roof. Although his crimes eventually catch up with him, Jeff is unwilling to stay in prison for long, soon staging a simple escape and eluding the authorities. Jeff creates a makeshift home in a Toys "R' Us store, where he notices an employee, Leigh (Kirsten Dunst), a single mother without a positive male presence in her life. Jeff soon forms a relationship with Leigh after meeting her at a church toy drive, complicating the fugitive's plan and threatening to blow his cover. Planning to eventually flee the country and start afresh elsewhere, Jeff hopes to receive help from fellow veteran Steve (LaKeith Stanfield), who makes a living on the side creating fake IDs.

While constructing the screenplay, Cianfrance interviewed Jeff for several days a week over four years to hear the Roofman's stories, some of which were so unbelievable that the writer-director consulted the arresting officers, who corroborated everything. Roofman is a full meal, clocking in at over two hours as it traces a significant period in Jeff's life. However, the deliberate pacing of the midsection might not work for all viewers, especially due to the director's trademark stylistic restraint. The movie is not entirely accurate, as the script changes a few details to create a more effective dramatisation. For example, Leigh did not work at Toys "R" Us in real life, and Jeff did not hack the store's computer system, among other things. Streamlining and slightly altering the story, luckily, helps the narrative flow without undermining the core facts.


Roofman is brimming with early-2000s nostalgia, functioning as an effective time portal to an era when people still shopped in toy stores, smartphones did not exist, Blockbuster Video stores still attracted regular customers, and McDonald's restaurants still looked exciting and colourful. The production crew lovingly constructed the Toys "R" Us store from scratch for filming, even filling the shelves with actual early-2000s merchandise, and the illusion is so convincing that unsuspecting members of the public reportedly wandered into the building hoping to buy toys. Anybody who shopped at Toys "R" Us during their childhood will get a heartwarming kick out of this meticulous recreation.

Cinematographer Andrij Parekh (Blue Valentine) shot Roofman on 35mm film, resulting in a textured, grainy visual aesthetic to further evoke the early-2000s. Shooting on film and eschewing a glossy digital aesthetic is enormously beneficial, as the decision helps the film visually stand out in 2025. Another impressive detail is Cianfrance's casting of several people who actually participated in the real-life events, including most of the arresting officers and the truck driver who unwittingly helped Jeff escape from prison.


The role of Jeffrey Manchester is an ideal fit for Channing Tatum, who gets the opportunity to flex his unmatchable strength as a charismatic, likeable leading man. Even though Jeff continually shoplifts from Toys "R' Us to pawn video games, and his Boxing Day robbery goes sideways, Tatum still makes us root for him - we want to see Jeff successfully disappear and move to another country without an extradition treaty with the United States. Additionally, Tatum adds an emotional, human core to the story, delivering some of the most resonant and nuanced acting of his career. Thankfully, the supporting cast is equally effective, from the disarming Kirsten Dunst as Leigh to the always-reliable LaKeith Stanfield as Jeff's friend and former sergeant. Meanwhile, Peter Dinklage and the superb Ben Mendelsohn add further colour to the ensemble.

Engaging, emotional, and often humorous, Roofman is a terrific return for Cianfrance, whose cinematic voice has been sorely missed. He approaches the material with sincerity rather than sensationalism, crafting a character study that is both odd and unexpectedly affecting. An offbeat examination of loneliness and reinvention, it's full of small, human moments that accumulate into something quietly resonant. For audiences willing to embrace its gentle pacing and unconventional tone, Roofman is one of 2025's most rewarding discoveries - an unpredictable gem that deserves a broader audience and lingers on the mind long after viewing.

8.2/10


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Bigger, gorier, and just as much fun

Posted : 3 months, 1 week ago on 23 November 2025 12:03 (A review of Sisu: Road to Revenge)

An unexpected but not unwelcome follow-up, 2025's Sisu: Road to Revenge sees writer-director Jalmari Helander (Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, Big Game) returning to helm another exciting, badass period action film on a sensible budget. Whereas most action franchises seek to evolve in subsequent entries as they deal with lore and world-building (John Wick, Mission: Impossible, Mad Max), Helander sticks by the same formula that made the original Sisu such a standout: it's another brisk round of brutal, blood-soaked mayhem with minimal set-up and dialogue, and it does not want to waste time developing a larger universe. But instead of feeling like a stale retread, Helander achieves the seemingly impossible: Sisu: Road to Revenge recaptures the lightning-in-a-bottle appeal of its predecessor, and it's actually a superior movie. Bigger and gorier, this sequel is a godsend for fans of masculine action flicks.


In 1946, after the end of World War II, Finnish ex-commando Aatami Korpi (Jorma Tommila), "the man who refuses to die", crosses into a Soviet-controlled part of Finland to his former home, where his family was brutally murdered during the war. Dismantling the house, Korpi loads the wood onto a truck with the intention of rebuilding it somewhere safe in their honour. When the Red Army learns about the border crossing, a KGB officer (Richard Brake) turns to Igor Draganov (Stephen Lang), the Soviet Red Army officer responsible for murdering Korpi's family. The KGB break Draganov out of prison to stop the legendary ex-soldier as he makes the dangerous journey towards the Finnish border with his precious cargo and beloved dog. Korpi soon begins slaughtering the soldiers who stand in his way, while Draganov remains committed to the cause, even sending bombers to kill the man who refuses to die.

Helander wastes no time here, briskly establishing the time period and observing a broken Korpi at his former home before the KGB send Draganov into battle. The action starts almost immediately, and Sisu: Road to Revenge hits the ground running with an extended chase that takes up the first two acts and rarely lets up. The first Sisu was all about simplicity, and this follow-up is equally simple, but the storytelling is nevertheless efficient and effective. Watching Korpi mourn his lost family is more powerful than any stretch of dialogue about the event could be, and it wordlessly establishes what has occurred. With Helander dedicating much of Sisu: Road to Revenge's brisk 85-minute running time to brutal, no-holds-barred action, the flick effortlessly recaptures the spirit of 1980s action cinema with more verve and boldness than modern Hollywood.


Visually, Sisu: Road to Revenge is extremely distinct, as it does not look like a bright, slick mainstream blockbuster. Instead, the cinematography is shadowy and moody, with skies looking dark and sullen. Plus, instead of looking clean and glossy, the picture carries actual grit, with a fine layer of grain coating the image, furthering the old-fashioned aesthetic. Helander was playing with nearly double the budget of the original Sisu (reportedly $12.2 million, as opposed to the original's $6-7 million), which allows for a broader scale and more mayhem, including aeroplanes pursuing Korpi's truck for a bit of variety, as well as a climactic showdown on a moving train. Helander largely relies on practical effects and stunts, including real locations and vehicles rather than relentless green-screen, though there is some mild digital enhancement that thankfully never proves distracting.

The action is the big draw here, and Sisu: Road to Revenge consistently delivers - the set pieces are astonishing here, and Helander continues to up the ante and stage engaging battles without it feeling repetitive or boring. Like its predecessor, the film is boldly R-rated, and Helander pulls no punches during the visceral bloodshed as soldiers are shot, stabbed, and maimed. There's also a touch of gallows humour that runs throughout the movie - in one scene, for example, Draganov obliterates a hapless soldier in his vehicle and simply uses the windscreen wipers to wipe away the blood spray. Some of the action is ridiculously over-the-top, such as a moment with a tank jumping over a barricade, but it's all delivered with tongue firmly planted in cheek.


Korpi remains an impossibly strong force of nature who cuts his way through scores of anonymous soldiers in increasingly creative ways, and always comes out on top. However, there are still subtle vulnerabilities to the character, and he certainly does not execute everything perfectly. Jorma Tommila is note-perfect in the role once again, convincingly handling the physical action scenes and the poignant emotional moments without uttering a single word. One must also commend the adorable dog, alongside Tommila, who endures a lot throughout the film. The most recognisable addition to the cast here is Stephen Lang (Avatar, Don't Breathe), who's sinister and authoritative as the villainous Draganov. Meanwhile, terrific and distinct character actor Richard Brake (Game of Thrones, Barbarian) also submits a memorable performance as a KGB officer.

It's easy to see why Helander landed the job of helming the upcoming Rambo prequel - the action throughout Sisu: Road to Revenge is gloriously old-fashioned in its simplicity and brutality, while the director also effectively uses outdoor environments to stage compelling set pieces. For genre fans, Sisu: Road to Revenge is a home run - a thrilling, exhilarating action flick that deserves a spot on the Blu-ray shelf right next to the first Sisu. Count me in for any further sequels.

8.3/10


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Re-assessing The Dark Knight...

Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago on 14 November 2025 12:32 (A review of The Dark Knight)

Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight emerged as a cultural juggernaut in 2008, with film-goers quickly embracing it as a watershed moment for the superhero genre and a cinematic triumph in its own right. My first viewing on opening night left me enraptured. However, over time, as Nolan's blockbuster accumulated intense cultural hype and unyielding critical reverence, the cracks beneath its sleek surface became increasingly difficult to ignore. 2005's Batman Begins remains a superb origin story of the Caped Crusader, but this follow-up rapidly grows unwieldy under the weight of its own self-importance. While viewers and critics often herald The Dark Knight for its gritty realism, thematic ambition, and narrative sophistication, a closer look reveals that this posture toward seriousness sometimes undermines its storytelling coherence and aesthetic richness. Although the craftsmanship here is undeniable, the film's reputation has outpaced its actual substance.


Picking up a year after Batman Begins, The Dark Knight follows Bruce Wayne/Batman (Christian Bale), Lieutenant Jim Gordon (Gary Oldman), and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart) as they attempt to dismantle Gotham City's entrenched criminal networks. However, the rise of the Joker (Heath Ledger) violently disrupts their efforts, as the mastermind's anarchic machinations escalate from targeted killings to elaborate city-wide terror. As Batman confronts the moral and psychological limits of his vigilantism, Gotham descends into chaos, with the Joker eventually making things more personal by turning his attention to Bruce's childhood friend and Gotham's assistant district attorney, Rachel Dawes (Maggie Gyllenhaal, replacing Katie Holmes).

Nolan's attempt to reimagine Batman through a lens of heightened realism forms the core identity of The Dark Knight, yet this ambition is one of its most significant limitations. The film's gritty aesthetic and procedural framing attempt to imbue the narrative with weight and plausibility, but in doing so, Gotham City loses much of the stylised identity that once made it a character unto itself. Tim Burton's gothic expressionist cityscape, with its exaggerated architecture and atmospheric density, created a world where Batman felt both at home and under threat. In contrast, Nolan's Gotham - shot largely in Chicago - becomes a relatively anonymous urban environment. The city's visual character dissolves into a flavourless, almost documentary-like setting that lacks the creative specificity associated with the Batman mythos.


Moreover, Nolan applies intense realism selectively. The Joker's elaborate schemes, all-knowing foresight, and logistical omnipotence strain credulity to the breaking point. One need only consider the fully rigged hospital - an operation requiring immense time, manpower, and conspicuous equipment - to recognise how dramatically the film departs from the plausibility it professes. Likewise, the explosives planted on the city's ferries raise procedural questions that the film declines to address. Inspection protocols, staff vigilance, and fundamental logistical realities vanish in the service of creating dramatic set pieces. The film is thus caught between the aesthetic presentation of a grounded crime thriller and the narrative conveniences of a superhero fantasy, resolving neither into a satisfying whole. One could overlook these logical gaps if the movie were an entertaining superhero fable, but Nolan is aiming for something closer to Michael Mann's Heat.

While ostensibly structured as a crime thriller with superhero elements, The Dark Knight frequently detours into extended subplots, parallel schemes, and thematic digressions that complicate its narrative cohesion. After an electrifying opening heist -arguably one of the most inventive sequences Nolan has ever directed - the film quickly becomes mired in intersecting subplots and frenetic escalation. Events unfold with such rapidity and excess complication that coherence gradually erodes. One of the key offenders involves a detour to Hong Kong, a needless overcomplication of a simple plot point. Additionally, scenes occasionally end prematurely or without consequence. When the Joker invades Bruce's penthouse and throws Rachel from a window, Batman rescues her, but the film does not show or address the fate of the Joker and his armed entourage. Such lapses may seem minor, yet they accumulate into a sense of incomplete connective tissue, undermining the consistent claims of narrative precision.


Furthermore, the film's third act is marked by diminishing returns. The ferry dilemma, Dent's transformation and breakdown as he becomes Two-Face, the Joker's capture, and Batman's final ethical sacrifice occur in such swift succession that the film feels less like a conclusion and more like a series of endings ricocheting off one another. Two-Face should be front and centre in his own movie instead of a rushed footnote. The resulting effect is a sense of thematic and narrative exhaustion. The mind boggles when considering that critics and audiences tore apart 2007's Spider-Man 3 for having too many villains, but Two-Face's presence here is just as undercooked as Venom.

The Dark Knight's PG-13 rating also complicates its aspirations toward gritty realism. Scenes of violence are often cut abruptly, sanitised, or implied rather than depicted, creating a disjunction between the film's grim tone and the constraints Nolan faces to appease the MPAA. Moments such as the Joker cutting Gambol's (Michael Jai White) face with a knife and apparently killing him, which is edited to avoid showing any injury or blood, feel conspicuously incomplete. The moment continues to puzzle viewers to the point that Jai White has discussed it in interviews. This stylistic compromise might not be problematic in a more stylised film, but in a narrative that insists on its grounded brutality, such omissions become conspicuous distractions.


Heath Ledger's Joker remains the film's most celebrated element, as the performance earned him a posthumous Academy Award. Yet, even here, the cultural narrative that elevates Ledger to untouchable status risks obscuring the film's broader weaknesses. There is no doubting Ledger's intensity, ferocity or commitment to the character, but the voice amounts to a mix of Jimmy Cagney and Richard Nixon, swinging from one impression to the next. The performance is not transformative enough to redeem the film's structural shortcomings or justify claims that it single-handedly revolutionised villainy in cinema. Beyond Ledger, the ensemble performances are uneven. Christian Bale's Bruce Wayne is competent but unremarkable, and his throaty Batman vocal affectation borders on distracting. Other characters - Rachel, Gordon, Dent - serve narrative functions more than they develop as fully autonomous figures. This emphasis on plot mechanics over character development contributes to the film's sense of coldness and makes its emotional climaxes less persuasive.

Fans continue to gush over The Dark Knight's purported thematic depth, which supposedly explores duality, terrorism, moral relativism, the ethics of surveillance, and the psychological cost of justice. However, Nolan gestures towards these themes instead of fully exploring them. The film gestures at political and philosophical complexity but rarely interrogates these ideas with rigour. As a result, the thematic material can feel superficial, amounting to a set of talking points to imbue the film with gravitas rather than offering insights that emerge organically from the narrative.


Where The Dark Knight most convincingly earns its acclaim is in its technical execution. Wally Pfister's cinematography provides the film with a commanding visual presence, marked by crisp compositions, controlled lighting, and an impressive use of IMAX technology that lends the action sequences remarkable clarity and scale. Nolan's commitment to practical effects enhances this sense of physical immediacy: the truck flip, the armoured car chase, and the Hong Kong extraction all demonstrate a level of craftsmanship that distinguishes the film from the increasingly CGI-reliant blockbusters of its era. However, The Dark Knight's action set pieces have been scrutinised in online video essays that reveal slipshod spatial relationships, with vehicles changing direction between shots. This shortcoming is not omnipresent, but it is difficult to overlook at times. 

The film's sound design and musical score, both of which earned Oscar attention, further solidify its technical sophistication. Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard's collaboration on the original score yields a sonic landscape that is tense, propulsive, and unmistakably modern, with the Joker's motif - a dissonant, rising electronic note - serving as an aural embodiment of the character's unpredictability. The production design, while grounded to the point of anonymity, nonetheless maintains a consistent aesthetic logic that supports the film's procedural tone. Everything from the costuming to the urban locations contributes to this atmosphere of heightened realism. In these respects, The Dark Knight excels: whatever its narrative or thematic shortcomings, the film's technical presentation remains polished, assured, and profoundly influential within the broader evolution of superhero cinema. Its cultural influence is still present in movies nearly two decades later.


It is sometimes suggested that criticisms of The Dark Knight amount to over-analysis, as though the film's immense popularity should exempt it from rigorous scrutiny. However, a film hailed as one of the greatest of its genre and, in countless circles, one of the greatest films ever made, ought to withstand such scrutiny. Canonisation invites and even demands closer examination. Moreover, when a film positions itself as a grounded, hyper-realistic crime epic, it implicitly establishes expectations of internal logic and narrative coherence. Highlighting inconsistencies or structural weaknesses is therefore not nitpicking but assessing the film on the terms it itself asserts. Refusing to sufficiently analyse a culturally celebrated work because "it's just a superhero movie" is to embrace a double standard that both overstates and understates the film's ambitions. A motion picture cannot simultaneously aspire to gravitas and be shielded from evaluation. Serious claims deserve serious scrutiny.

The Dark Knight stands as a paradox: a technically accomplished, culturally significant film whose ambition often exceeds its execution. Its reputation has grown to such proportions that faultfinding scrutiny is almost taboo, and online commentators frequently dismiss overly critical perspectives as merely contrarian. Yet, beneath its prestige lies a film marked by tonal inconsistencies, structural gaps, superficial philosophical engagement, and a brand of realism that collapses under its own contradictions. I appreciate The Dark Knight and, in many respects, admire it. But I cannot embrace it with the zeal that its cultural status seems to demand. If anything, my reservations stem less from the film itself than from the suffocating hype that has crystallised around it. Ultimately, The Dark Knight is a well-crafted work, but it is not the near-mythic masterpiece that its acclaim has led people to believe it is.

5.7/10


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A clever, thrilling, worthy continuation

Posted : 4 months ago on 2 November 2025 02:12 (A review of Scream)

Even to viewers who dislike the last two Scream sequels, the notion of continuing this franchise without the legendary Wes Craven seems ill-advised and sacrilegious. After all, it was a fascinating hook to watch slasher films that gleefully and knowingly skewer the genre from the iconic director of A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Last House on the Left, The Hills Have Eyes, and more notable horror flicks. But the Scream series is in safe hands with screenwriters James Vanderbilt and Guy Busick and directors Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, who clearly understand the franchise, delivering a clever, worthy continuation that affectionately pays tribute to Craven while offering slick, visceral thrills. 2022's Scream does not drastically alter the formula, as it adheres to the first film's narrative structure and returns to the familiar setting of Woodsboro, but it does not feel like a pale or lifeless imitation. On the contrary, Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett craft a suspenseful, gripping sequel with sharp character interplay, a dollop of humour, and a captivating central mystery.


Twenty-five years after the 1996 Woodsboro Murders, high school student Tara Carpenter (Jenna Ortega) is tormented over the phone before someone dressed in a Ghostface costume attacks and stabs her, leaving her in the hospital. The incident compels Tara's estranged sister, Sam Carpenter (Melissa Barrera), to return to her hometown, accompanied by her boyfriend, Richie Kirsch (Jack Quaid). At the hospital, Sam meets with Tara's teenage friends, including Amber (Mikey Madison), Wes (Dylan Minnette), Liv (Sonia Ammar), and twins Chad (Mason Gooding) and Mindy Meeks-Martin (Jasmin Savoy Brown). Tara's attempted murder signifies the start of another Ghostface killing spree, drawing the attention of intrepid reporter Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox) and former sheriff Dewey Riley (David Arquette), while Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell) plans to stay away from Woodsboro.

With eleven years elapsing between sequels, there is plenty of fodder for Scream's meta themes, as the horror landscape has shifted and evolved with the rise of "elevated horror" films like The Babadook, The Witch, and Hereditary. The script touches on the clash between those who prefer elevated horror and the viewers who gravitate towards more straightforward, traditional genre offerings. Additionally, Scream also sets its sights on toxic internet fandom, with the story's film buff, Mindy, discussing negative online reactions to new sequels that stray too far from the formula (Rian Johnson gets a special shoutout), while discussing trends like "requels" - i.e. follow-ups that are not quite a sequel or a reboot, which feature a mix of new characters and legacy characters. Titling this fifth instalment Scream is also a meta reflection of the peculiar trend of requels carrying the same title as the original movie (2018's Halloween, 2021's Candyman).


Scream's first two acts focus on the new ensemble, introducing the Carpenter sisters and their circle of friends (i.e. the pool of suspects) and on Dewey's decision to assist the investigation, while Gale also returns to Woodsboro to cover the unfolding story. The legacy characters take centre stage in the third act as the climax approaches, and this is where Scream undeniably takes off, leading to a thrilling, violent showdown at the former home of Matthew Lillard's Stu Macher, where the original Scream's climax took place. Perhaps the setting is blatant nostalgia bait, but it's a treat to see this iconic house once again (lovingly recreated by the dedicated production designers), and the movie gives the legacy characters several memorable lines and moments. With the Star Wars sequel trilogy drawing ire for its treatment of legacy characters, it is encouraging to see Sidney, Gale, and Dewey play essential roles in the story and get involved in the action. Granted, Dewey falls into the eye-rolling stereotype of an aging male character who is isolated and despondent, but he quickly snaps out of it.

Although a new creative team oversees Scream, Kevin Williamson (screenwriter of the original Scream) serves as an executive producer, and Patrick Lussier (editor of the first three films) provided feedback on an early cut. This sequel shows further reverence to the previous films by including voiceover cameos from several former Scream actors, including Drew Barrymore, Jamie Kennedy, and Matthew Lillard, among others. Another appreciable nod to the previous films is the inclusion of the instantly recognisable song "Red Right Hand" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. The tune is synonymous with the franchise, becoming an unofficial theme song, and it's a treat to hear it in another Scream movie after its absence from 2011's Scream 4. (To date, Scream 4 is the only entry in the series not to feature the song.) Franchise composer Marco Beltrami was too busy with the Venom sequel to score Scream, but replacement Brian Tyler (Ready or Not) creates a memorably intense soundtrack that incorporates themes from the prior films.


Directors Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett lack Craven's experience and pedigree, as they only have two previous feature films to their name (Devil's Due and Ready or Not), but the pair acquit themselves admirably with the material, staging tense chase scenes and brutal murders. The directors understand the franchise's tone, ensuring the kill scenes are serious and hard-hitting, but also including a touch of humour and satire. The Scream movies have always been thrifty endeavours (Craven made the first film for a paltry $15 million), and this sixth film is no different, carrying a $24 million price tag. Luckily, Scream is a slick, good-looking slasher movie that never feels cheap or nasty, and the directors rely on practical bloodshed through make-up and squibs, making the murders more visceral. Stylistically, Scream seamlessly fits in with its predecessors, though the digital photography admittedly lacks the grit of 35mm film.

The Scream franchise grew wary of killing off beloved, established characters, with Scream 3 killing only Liev Schreiber's Cotton Weary and Scream 4 letting all the legacy characters live. 2022's Scream might follow a similar structure to the 1996 original, but not everyone makes it out alive, leading to one death as controversial as Randy's murder in Scream 2. Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox and David Arquette are all terrific here - the girls bring genuine spunk and spirit to their performances, and Arquette is wholly believable and likeable as an older, wiser Dewey. Another returning face is Marley Shelton, reprising her Scream 4 role as Judy Hicks (now the sheriff), while Roger L. Jackson also returns as the series's longstanding Ghostface voice. Plus, with Sam having a familial connection to Billy Loomis, Skeet Ulrich gets an intriguing cameo. Among the newcomers, Jasmin Savoy Brown makes the biggest impression as the friend group's resident film geek, and it's fascinating to see rising stars like Jenna Ortega, Jack Quaid, and even future Oscar winner Mikey Madison in the ensemble.


Scream avoids a radical reinvention, which feels like the right approach after the franchise's 11-year sabbatical and Wes Craven's passing. This fifth instalment excels thanks to top-notch execution, as the directors get it right where it counts, from the unexpected twists and kills to the tense, white-knuckle set pieces. Most slasher franchises lose their lustre after one or two sequels, but Scream demonstrates that life still remains in this series twenty-six years later.

7.6/10


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Genuinely fun and thrilling

Posted : 4 months, 3 weeks ago on 13 October 2025 12:58 (A review of Fight or Flight)

Movies like Fight or Flight are a potent reminder of how good an unapologetic action flick can be in the right filmmaking hands. There is nothing revolutionary about the set-up or narrative, but the magic lies in the slick execution, with bone-crunching, R-rated action scenes, vibrant visuals, splashes of dark humour, lively characters, and an unpretentious screenplay. Plus, with a lean running time of 102 minutes, the movie does not outstay its welcome.


When agents working for the United States government learn that an elusive hacker known as the Ghost is in Bangkok, department head Katherine Brunt (Katee Sackhoff) wants the terrorist apprehended. However, with no capable field agents nearby, Brunt turns to a disgraced former Secret Service agent, Lucas Reyes (Josh Hartnett), her former boyfriend who was stranded in the country two years ago after botching an assignment. Brunt offers Lucas the chance to win back his freedom and life if he delivers the Ghost to her in San Francisco, alive and unharmed, requiring him to board a flight and identify the enigmatic figure. Soon after take-off, Lucas learns that there is a bounty on the Ghost's head, and the plane is full of ruthless mercenaries who are determined to claim the reward. As Lucas works to identify the target, he deals with flight attendants Isha (Charithra Chandran) and Royce (Danny Ashok), while Brunt continually asks for updates.

The compact runtime of Fight or Flight is a significant asset, as the screenplay avoids getting mired in unnecessary secondary subplots or convoluted complications. Screenwriters Brooks McLaren (2018's How It Ends) and D.J. Cotrona (an actor known for Shazam! and From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series, making his writing debut here) fill the picture with big personalities and engaging conflicts, consistently leaning into the tongue-in-cheek tone. Since the movie gets extremely violent at times, the light-hearted tone ensures the set pieces do not feel mean-spirited or uncomfortable.


Veteran visual effects artist and second unit director James Madigan makes his feature-film debut here after a couple of television credits, and he keeps the picture moving along at a confident pace. Considering the director's experience with second-unit action, it's no surprise that the action sequences throughout Fight or Flight are top-notch, featuring smooth camerawork and terrific choreography despite the confined setting, and often incorporating eccentric song choices. The plane being a gladiatorial arena full of killers gives the director a chance to incorporate some variety with the assailants, including Chilean martial artist Marko Zaror (John Wick: Chapter 4) and a skilled shaolin monk assassin played by JuJu Chan Szeto (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny).

Considering Madigan's extensive VFX background, it is unsurprising that the director can effectively integrate sufficiently convincing digital effects, belying the modest budget (reports peg the cost at under $20 million). Admittedly, Fight or Flight is not as impossibly slick as the likes of the John Wick or Nobody films, but it carries more visual gravitas than any number of nasty, direct-to-video endeavours. Madigan even includes some trippy imagery when Lucas is high on toad venom towards the end of the film, adding an additional humorous touch. There's a hint of Bullet Train in the flick's stylistic execution, particularly since both movies take place on moving vehicles full of expert assassins, but the endeavour doesn't feel overly derivative. Madigan largely relies on practical bloodshed, but there are a few instances of phoney digital gore that detract from the visceral excitement.


Hartnett has great fun here, embracing the opportunity to play this goofy role as sincerely and believably as possible. There's a delirious, Looney Tunes-esque energy to Hartnett's performance at times, especially during the action scenes, and Lucas's blasé attitude towards killing is enormously funny. Plus, it's encouraging to see a male action hero in a 2025 movie who isn't subject to deconstruction or humiliation. Hartnett also reportedly performed all his own stunts and fight choreography, despite being nearly 50. Meanwhile, Katee Sackhoff makes a pretty good impression as a stock-standard shadowy government operative, trading sharp banter with Hartnett over the phone. However, there is not much for Sackhoff to do here except talk sternly (she was jealous of the amount of action Hartnett performed for the picture).

Perhaps my rating towards Fight or Flight is too generous since the movie is nothing profound, groundbreaking, or thematically rich. But with so much forgettable and underwhelming slop polluting multiplexes and streaming services, a genuinely fun action flick like this deserves its due credit. Minor flaws and all, Fight or Flight is a home run that genre fans will almost certainly enjoy.

7.8/10


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A WWII shark movie with thrills and suspense

Posted : 4 months, 3 weeks ago on 10 October 2025 01:17 (A review of Beast of War)

Most moviegoers will immediately think of the true-life story of the USS Indianapolis upon approaching 2025's Beast of War, as it's set during World War II and features shipwreck survivors confronting a monstrous, man-eating shark. Quint's infamous speech about the event in Steven Spielberg's Jaws influenced writer-director Kiah Roache-Turner to spearhead the project, though the filmmaker also took inspiration from another historical event: the sinking of the HMAS Armidale in the Timor Sea in 1942, during which sharks presumably devoured hundreds of Australian soldiers. Instead of the campy, B-movie vibe of the Nicolas Cage-starring USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage, Beast of War is a dark monster-horror movie offering visceral thrills, nail-biting suspense, and violent attacks.


In 1942, hundreds of Australian soldiers board a ship bound for Europe to join the Allied war effort after completing their basic training. Among them is an Aboriginal man, Leo (Mark Coles Smith), who makes friends with young Will (Joel Nankervis) during boot camp. But the warship sinks in the Timor Sea, resulting in countless casualties and leaving a small group of survivors on a makeshift raft, including Leo, Will, Des (Sam Delich), and Thompson (Sam Parsonson). With Japanese planes still in the area, the men cling to the hope of rescue as they drift with the tide and collect supplies from the floating debris field, but a more immediate threat emerges in the form of an enormous great white shark.

The Australian-born Roache-Turner is no stranger to monster movies after tackling zombies in his Wyrmwood flicks, and a giant spider in last year's Sting. The filmmaker sought to make a war movie with Beast of War, but since the horror genre is more marketable, adding a man-eating great white shark to the mix made it easier to raise the required financing. The oversaturated shark genre is full of hit-and-miss flicks about tourists who become stranded in the middle of the ocean (Great White, The Requin, Open Water 3, Shark Bait, Something in the Water... heck, a new one probably dropped on Netflix while writing this review), making Beast of War a welcome and enjoyable change of pace with its evocative WWII setting and distinctive visual style. The script also adds a unique angle by centring on an Aboriginal lead and respectfully representing Indigenous culture. Roache-Turner even has fun with the age-old trope of somebody eating all the food.


Before the carnage begins, Beast of War opens in the dense jungles of Australia (the Byron Bay hinterland, to be more specific), observing the military recruits as they train and bond. This opening segment offers welcome, efficient character work and varied scenery, resulting in more colourful, dynamic cinematography before the characters become stranded on a small raft in the middle of the ocean. After all, it is essential to care about the characters in a horror movie, but Roache-Turner's screenplay and casting are imperfect. Indeed, several of the characters are interchangeable, names do not always stick, and there's an element of villainy among the Aussie men that feels contrived and unnecessary.

To mask the small budget and disguise the lack of scope while shooting inside a studio tank in Brisbane, the movie relies on thick fog and shallow depth-of-field cinematography. The illusion is hugely effective, and the striking cinematography by Mark Wareham (Boy Swallows Universe, Clickbait) gives the picture honest-to-goodness visual gravitas, ensuring it does not look like another nasty low-budget distraction.


Miraculously, Beast of War also features an animatronic great white shark (affectionately known to the crew as Shazza), created by a Brisbane-based special effects company. The tangibility of the practical fish convincingly surpasses the dodgy CGI of countless other shark movies - because our brains can accept that this thing is real, the attack scenes are more terrifying and immediate. Additionally, instead of a realistic-looking shark, Shazza looks more grotesque and unnerving, with countless scars. Even the occasional digital effects shots (primarily when the shark appears underwater) look convincing, which is rare for an Aussie film. The attack scenes benefit from an R-rated punch that allows for plenty of bloodshed, and one soldier is even blown apart by a grenade. Wisely, Roache-Turner does not dwell on the gore, as he keeps the attacks taut and brutal while still delivering plenty of effective money shots.

Roache-Turner manages to have fun with the premise without Beast of War devolving into a mindless B-movie, incorporating moments like a climactic showdown with a Japanese soldier, and Leo facing down the monstrous shark. There are also splashes of humour to liven up the proceedings, including a desperate moment when the soldiers discuss drinking their own urine. Beast of War does start to wear out its welcome during the third act, as there is only so much material that Roache-Turner can mine from the premise of soldiers on a raft. However, with an economical running time of 87 minutes, the movie does not feel too prolonged or dull. If shark movies and/or horror flicks are your thing, Beast of War is worth your time and attention.

7.0/10


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Too long, too plodding, too forgettable

Posted : 4 months, 3 weeks ago on 9 October 2025 01:04 (A review of Play Dirty)

The last time Shane Black directed a feature film, the result was the cataclysmic disaster of The Predator, a project that woefully squandered its incredible potential and nearly killed the franchise for good. On the surface, 2025's Play Dirty is the perfect comeback vehicle for the filmmaker after a seven-year hiatus, as it's a story with eccentric characters, action scenes, profane dialogue, dead bodies, and a few twists and turns. However, the movie is a far cry from what we used to expect from the talented screenwriter who penned such classics as The Last Boy Scout and Lethal Weapon. Although it comes to life at times, Play Dirty struggles with a punishingly long running time and limp storytelling, making it another baffling misfire for the director.


A professional thief, Parker (Mark Wahlberg) orchestrates a heist to rob a racetrack count room with several trusted offsiders, including Philly (Thomas Jane) and Zen (Rosa Salazar). After the thieves escape with the loot, Zen betrays them, gunning down the team and leaving Parker for dead. Parker recuperates and looks to take revenge, but learns that Zen used the stolen funds from the horse track to finance another heist to steal treasure recovered from the Lady of Arintero shipwreck. The corrupt Ignacio De La Paz (Alejandro Edda), the president of a South American country, plans to retrieve the treasure and display it at the United Nations. The crucial part of De La Paz's plan involves hiring a crime syndicate known as the Outfit, led by Lozini (Tony Shalhoub), to steal the treasure from the UN, allowing the politician to sell it for billions and walk away with a substantial cut, leaving his country bankrupt. However, Zen wants to steal the treasure on behalf of the country's citizens. Parker quickly takes the lead on the heist, building a new team with a fellow thief and theatre company owner, Grofield (LaKeith Stanfield).

Filmmakers routinely adapt Donald E. Westlake's "Parker" book series for the screen, leading to movies like 1967's Point Blank, 1999's Payback with Mel Gibson in the lead role, and 2013's Parker with Jason Statham playing the titular part. Instead of adapting an existing novel, Play Dirty is an original story from screenwriters Shane Black, Charles Mondry, and Anthony Bagarozzi. With Parker recovering from his wounds and wanting to track down Zen, there's a simple set-up here for a revenge actioner in the mould of Payback, but the screenplay adds too many characters and complications. The execution is reminiscent of the helmer's timeless directorial debut, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, but that movie clocked in at under 100 minutes.


Unsurprisingly, Black fills the picture with his recognisable trademarks, including a noir feel and a Christmastime setting, while Alan Silvestri's catchy, jazz-infused score and the stylish animated opening credits sequence evoke Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Unfortunately, Play Dirty ends up feeling like a below-par imitation of a Shane Black movie. It lacks the snap, crackle, and pop of the director's best works, with the dialogue here sounding very ordinary and unremarkable, rather than razor-sharp and witty. Funny moments are present, but they are startlingly rare. Pacing is also off, and by the third act, the viewing experience feels exhausting and unnecessarily prolonged.

Shot with digital cameras and featuring a noticeable reliance on CGI, Play Dirty exhibits the clinical, unremarkable digital look characteristic of contemporary streaming movies. Put simply, there is no visual gravitas here that demands a big-screen viewing experience, making it unsurprising that the movie launched on Amazon Prime Video without any theatrical release. The small-scale shootouts and action beats are far more enjoyable than the over-the-top moments, which feature cartoonish digital effects that immediately stand out as fake and unconvincing. An opening chase is especially egregious, as it features digitally-created horses and wonky greenscreen work, kicking off the feature on an underwhelming note. The climactic heist is also not especially thrilling, as the characters never truly feel in danger. However, the R-rated punch to the violence is appreciated.


Wahlberg brings his trademark attitude to the role of Parker, never stepping outside of his comfort zone as he fires weapons and cracks wise. Black originally wanted Robert Downey Jr. for the lead role, which would have undoubtedly brought more spark and magic to the uninspiring ensemble here. LaKeith Stanfield and the always-reliable Keegan-Michael Key add some personality to the feature as thieves, but Black wastes talented names like the underrated Thomas Jane, and none of the performers can elevate the material above the ordinary. Too long, too plodding, and too forgettable, Play Dirty is a missed opportunity that only shows occasional glimmers of promise. It's watchable, but that's about it.

5.2/10


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One of 2025's defining cultural moments

Posted : 5 months, 1 week ago on 29 September 2025 03:21 (A review of KPop Demon Hunters)

A legitimate internet phenomenon that seemingly emerged out of nowhere, 2025's KPop Demon Hunters mixes gorgeously stylised anime-inspired visuals with an annoyingly catchy and infectious K-pop soundtrack. Despite appearing niche on the surface, it is an enormously enjoyable watch for viewers of all ages and tastes, benefitting from a thoughtful narrative and well-developed characters to supplement the outstanding spectacle. Co-director Maggie Kang (making her directorial debut) originally developed the unique idea for KPop Demon Hunters, seeking to devise a story steeped in Korean culture that blends K-pop tunes with Korean folklore and demonology. The resulting picture is a refreshing breath of fresh air, and it is utterly unique in a cinematic ocean dominated by reboots, sequels and remakes.


To prevent demons from continuing to feed on human souls, three singers-cum-demon-hunters used their singing to forge a magical barrier known as the Honmoon. Over hundreds of years, each new generation brings a new trio of singing demon hunters to help build the Golden Honmoon, a permanent seal to stop demons from entering the human world. In present-day Korea, the K-pop girl group Huntr/x fights demons and releases songs under the guidance of a former hunter, Celine (Yunjin Kim). Rumi (Arden Cho), Mira (May Hong), and Zoey (Ji-young Yoo) comprise Huntr/x, captivating an audience of millions with their popular songs. Meanwhile, the demon leader, Gwi-Ma (Lee Byung-hun), sends a group of demons to form the K-pop boy band Saja Boys, with the intention of stealing Huntr/x's fans and weakening the Honmoon. Leading the Saja Boys is Jinu (Ahn Hyo-seop), who soon makes a connection with Rumi after discovering that the demon hunter has a dark secret: she is part demon.

Among the key strengths of KPop Demon Hunters is the characters, as the trio of women are immediately likeable. Rumi, Mira, and Zoey are not generic, stoic heroes or one-dimensional "strong female characters"; instead, they are silly, fun, and disarming, and they look believable during the demon-slaying action set pieces. Rumi wrestling with her demon heritage provides unexpected depth, and her desperation to hide her true self from her peers out of fear and insecurity is relatable. Likewise, the connection between Rumi and Jinu adds an appreciable dimension to the story. The subplot ran the risk of feeling contrived for the sake of a romantic angle, but it instead feels earned and genuine, emerging as an organic part of the narrative. However, the film struggles to juggle the enormous ensemble, with characters like former demon hunter Celine and Huntr/x's manager, Bobby (Ken Jeong), feeling underused.


The vocal performances are sensational from top to bottom, with directors Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans opting for unknown actors over star power. The movie does feature a few well-known Korean actors, including Daniel Dae Kim (Lost, Raya and the Last Dragon) as an eccentric doctor, Ken Jeong (The Hangover, Community) as Huntr/x's manager, and Lee Byung-hun (A Bittersweet Life, I Saw the Devil) as Gwi-Ma, the king of the demons. However, this does not feel like stunt casting, as the performers are excellent in their respective roles. With the production carrying a $100 million price tag, KPop Demon Hunters is visually lush and striking.

The wizards at Sony Pictures Imageworks (the same company responsible for the aesthetically intricate Spider-Verse pictures) do not aim for photorealism; instead, the feature carries a distinct style with deliberately imperfect movement that takes visible inspiration from anime. A wonderful sense of visual wit also permeates the movie, such as Zoey's eyes turning into sweetcorn emojis upon seeing the Saja Boys for the first time, which then produce popcorn as the scene heats up. Additionally, the approach to the action sequences is refreshing and intriguing, again reflecting the movie's anime influences. KPop Demon Hunters is short and sweet at 85 minutes before credits (make sure to stick around for some additional content during said credits), which ensures the movie never devolves into tedium. Admittedly, the storytelling is not always engaging, especially since some aspects of the lore could do with further clarification; however, this is a minor quibble.


The producers enlisted K-pop industry veterans to devise the soundtrack, and it's understandable why many of the songs have gone viral online. The movie's premise hinges on viewers believing that the K-pop tunes can unite people and, in turn, forge the Honmoon, making it all the more fortunate that the songs are so catchy. The songs of Huntr/x and the Saja Boys are noticeably distinct in style and tone, with the female K-pop stars singing soulful and emotionally honest songs while the demonic males sing impossibly catchy but hollow tunes. Netflix understandably cashed in on the soundtrack's extreme popularity, later releasing a sing-along version in cinemas and on their streaming service, which is sure to please the movie's avid fans.

KPop Demon Hunters is lightning in a bottle with its hyperkinetic filmmaking style, intriguing narrative, and those unbelievably captivating songs that will continue to receive hundreds of millions of hits. It is one of 2025's defining cultural moments in cinema, and it will undoubtedly be remembered with more reverence than Pixar's box-office bomb, Elio.

7.8/10


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Hilariously, entertainingly terrible

Posted : 6 months, 4 weeks ago on 7 August 2025 01:12 (A review of The Wicker Man)

Nobody will ever be able to earnestly defend 2006's The Wicker Man as a serious piece of cinema, with its risible dialogue, awful digital effects, questionable acting, and slipshod pacing. Written and directed by auteur filmmaker Neil LaBute, this ill-advised remake of the beloved 1973 British horror picture is ineffective as a thriller and a drama, as it's not scary, thrilling or compelling. However, as an unintentional comedy in the same vein as Tommy Wiseau's The Room, this modern iteration of The Wicker Man is a masterpiss of the highest order that offers plenty of sheer absurdity and endless overacting from the inimitable Nicolas Cage.


Traumatised after witnessing a tragic roadside accident that results in the death of an innocent mother and her daughter, policeman Edward Malus (Nicolas Cage) is stood down by his bosses as he mentally recuperates. However, Edward soon receives word from his ex-fiancée, Willow Woodward (Kate Beahan), that their daughter, Rowan (Erika Shaye Gair), is missing. Willow and Rowan live in an isolated, neo-pagan community on an island in remote Washington, and Edward sets off to visit. Determined to find Rowan, Edward starts poking around and asking questions about the matriarchal community led by the elderly Sister Summersisle (Ellen Burstyn). Edward's investigation only leads to frustration as the villagers are unable to give him straight answers, but the police officer suspects that something more sinister is going on.

The first half of The Wicker Man is regrettably dull and plodding, with LaBute trying to set up a sense of intrigue and mystery as Edward travels to the island and begins searching for Rowan. But at a certain point, the tedium gives way to unintentional hilarity, and the movie undeniably picks up steam as it becomes funnier than most mainstream comedies. We get bear costumes, bees, bee costumes, burned dolls, and karate kicks, among many other unexplainable things. At the centre of the madness is Nic Cage, who demonstrates absolutely no subtlety or restraint as he navigates the movie's strange occurrences, including stealing a bicycle at gunpoint. ("Step away from the bike!" he orders while brandishing a pistol.)


It's difficult to figure out exactly where things went wrong for The Wicker Man, as the individual components are not awful per se. After all, Nicolas Cage and Ellen Burstyn are both Oscar winners, and writer-director Neil LaBute previously directed well-received titles like In the Company of Men and The Shape of Things, both of which are based on his plays. However, the combination of everything here - the writing, direction, and acting - results in this bizarre, surreal, incoherent picture that often defies logical explanation. Whereas the original Wicker Man is full of atmosphere and dread, concluding with a disturbing and harrowing climax, LaBute's redux is hurt by the PG-13 rating that robs the film of genuine horror. The lust and sexual subtext of the original picture are likewise missing here, which is all the more heartbreaking when one considers how many more unintentional laughs could stem from such content.

Attempts at nuanced horror fall drastically short, with hilarious moments like Edward recalling a memory of a fellow police officer who then turns into a swarm of bees. Plus, the combination of extremely dramatic music and the sight of Nic Cage riding a bicycle is oddly amusing. Another scene that involves bees pursuing Edward is side-splitting, but the pièce de résistance is the moment in the unrated version wherein the villagers torture Edward by covering his face with bees. There are many ways an actor can play such a moment, and Cage chose maniacal overacting, with his panicked cry of "Not the bees!" resulting in an instant internet meme. The computer-generated bees look both hilarious and unconvincing, which further contributes to the comedy. Similarly, the fight scenes are side-splitting, with Cage karate kicking and punching several women, including Leelee Sobieski. Meanwhile, the sight of Cage in a bear costume had this reviewer in fits of laughter, and the infamous "bear punch" is hilarious beyond description.


Many scenes throughout The Wicker Man do not make sense. In one early scene, a pilot staunchly refuses to take Edward to the reclusive island because it's a private community, but he quickly changes his mind with the offer of money. Why didn't Edward specify that he had an invitation? Why would the pilot so passionately want to prevent an outsider from travelling to the island, but change his mind in seconds when Edward pulls out some cash? Another baffling but incredibly hilarious moment involves Edward flashing his "Freeway Patrol" badge while conducting enquiries, as if it's a detective badge. Does he hope the villagers won't notice? Or does Freeway Patrol give him such authority, even while not on active duty and nowhere near his jurisdiction? Who cares?

Without Nic Cage, this version of The Wicker Man would simply be an atrocious, boring attempt at a horror movie that tarnishes the name of a classic. But with Cage in the lead role, the movie is a hilarious car crash. It's still a disgrace to the original film, but at least it's entertainingly terrible, which is more than what I can say for many other bad horror films. It's also rare for me to not want a movie to end, but I genuinely did not want The Wicker Man to finish, because every scene brought immense new hilarity. It is genuinely baffling to consider that the picture went through all stages of production - scripting, shooting, editing, rough cuts - without anybody apparently recognising the serious flaws or indescribable goofiness. If you have an appetite for this kind of thing, The Wicker Man is an essential watch.

Will I watch this again? Yes, I watched it twice. Will I buy it on Blu-ray? Also yes.

4.6/10


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